For Children, By a Child
This is especially for those of you with kids. They're fairy tales I wrote when I was little. I think it was 2nd grade? something like that :)
they all have morals and stuff. no, really. I think. I'm not sure

NSFW (just because you might laugh. If your workplace is ok with random laughing, then it's ok for work)

also, I didn't bother correcting my grammar errors :)

Princess Abigail and Jack
By Grace Yu Chang (apparently I didn't know my middle name)

Once upon a time princess Abigail met Jack. Jack who was poor but kindhearted fell in love at once. Abigail lived in a castle by Jack's cottage
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One day Jack went wondering [wandering] into the palace gardens. The kind saw him and shouted "Arrest him!". So Jack was thrown in prison.

Everyday Abigail would visit Jack and bring food, water and cards of love. One day Abigail did not come to visit Jack. Jack got worried, what if he had to eat bread and drink leftover water?

Then Abigail showed up. "My father's guards saw me." Abigail said. "He said you are going to be killed tomorrow". "What am I going to do?" asked Jack. "Tomorrow you must tell my father you are a prince who dressed up as a poor man and wishes to have my hand in marriage".

So the next day Jack was taken to be killed. "Now who are you and what were you doing in my garden?" asked the king. "I am a poor man who dressed up as a prince and wishes to have your hand in marriage" said Jack mixed up with the words. "You have one day to think about what you said and if you can't say anything better than that you will say good-bye to your head!" roared the king. Jack sat in prison practicing what to say.

The next day Jack did not make any mistakes and won Abigail's hand in marriage.

The End

my teacher wrote Wonderful! on it. it was a good story :)

now some of you are probably wondering why the castle was neighbors to the cottage. or why the king didn't ask Jack what he was doing until he was going to kill him. or why walking in the garden recieves a death sentence. or what "cards of love" are. or why Jack was more worried about what he was going to eat than what happened to Abigail. or why the king gave Jack a second chance after he screwed up his words. or why the king just believes Jack when he says he's a prince. well, if you are wondering any of those things, you can stop now. because you'll never find the answers. I don't know what I meant when I wrote this story
 



The Magical Horse

By Grace Yu Huei Chang

Once upon a time a horse had a baby girl, unknown to anybody this baby horse was magical.  She belonged to a gentle and kind woman.  The baby horse was named Star for she had a star on her forehead.  One day on Star's tens [tenth] birthday she got horsnapped at night when everyone was sound asleep!  In the morning Star was somewhere in nowhere.  Star's owner Elizabeth went out to find her.  But Star was nowhere to be seen , hopelessly Elizabeth went home.  Star was in a famous thief's backyard, he was famous for stealing farm animals.  Star began to stare at the metal fence and her eyes started to burn then lasers began tho shoot out of her eyes in less than a second there was a big hole in the fence and a stampede of farm animals stormed out and ran home to their owners and Star was among them.  The theif's name was Craig.  Craig was angry at Star so he got some dynamite and laid them near Elizabeth's house he lit them and the house blew up!  Star saw Craig run away and went after him.  Star caught up easyly and put Craig on her back and went to the police station.

I think I just wrote this one at home for fun.  Man, I knew the word "stampede"  I'm proud of myself!  And "dynamite"  I'm a little worried about myself

anyway, this is the part where you all wonder once again about all the flaws in this story.  Like why there was a "famous" theif and nobody could find their stolen animals if they were all in his backyard.  Or maybe you wonder how he was able to keep all those animals.  Or  WHY he was keeping all of them.  Or why I decided to name the theif partway through the story.  or how the animals knew their way home.  or what happened to Elizabeth.  or what on earth was wrong with me as a child.  Well, I can tell you that I named the characters after my classmates.  I didn't like Craig, and I liked Elizabeth.  Tada!  Also, I liked horses a LOT, especially theones with stars on their foreheads.  Black Beauty, maybe?
 
Hope you all enjoyed my stories!